forever90s:

omg i feel old now.

(via peaceloveandlesbians)

black-nata:

totallyrandomjuice:

The most arousing gender swap. Ever.

and the most accurate.

(Source: v1v13nn3, via shortstuff-haha5)

clock-watcher:

Dexter’s Jennifer Carpenter on May 15, 2012 in New York City. 

I pray to God everyday that you keep that smile.

girl-on-fiire:

If Laura and Thor had children, not only would they be demigods, but they would glow.

Norah, its things like these that make me question my sexuality.

STOP IT.

(Source: iammertle)

feyminism:

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

#hAMLET #ITS NAME IS HAmLET

(via lesbipoet13)

Grandma: I’m a little nervous. Or maybe it’s just staring at that rat’s nest that Betsy calls a hairdo. It’s so unsettling.

Me: Your nerves are making you unpleasant.

Grandma: Yes, but I can fix that by finishing this wine. You’re still stuck with that hair.

Me: That’s not your joke, Grandma; that’s Winston Churchill’s.

Grandma: It’s not stealing if you were there.

brokenly:

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG 

(Source: einsteinonacid, via itgetsbetter14)

SO FUCKING READY.

(Source: kawaiidafuck, via aliciahuerta)

(Source: hulkling, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

CASSIE CASSIE I FOUND US A NEW HOME. THE INTERNET

(Source: headlikeanorange, via lesbipoet13)

(Source: dirtyluxury, via thereckless-and--thebrave)

(Source: com-humor, via aliciahuerta)

(Source: areasonforbrokenwingsx, via thereckless-and--thebrave)

(Source: doitlikemonroe, via the-absolute-best-posts)